Yo mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork she eats with a forklift

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo mama so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo mama so ugly that her shadow ran away from her

Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

Yo mama's teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a raincoat people yell taxi

Yo mama so dirty she jumped in a river and created a mud slide

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo mama so hairy people run up to her and say Chewbacca can I have your autograph

Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it

Yo mama so old that she took her driving test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take her picture

Yo mama so short that she can limbo under the door

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to get gas money

Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks

Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator it has to go down

Yo mama so stupid she spent twenty minutes looking at orange juice because it said concentrate

Yo mama so old when she was young rainbows were black and white

Yo mama so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as a bandage

Yo mama so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo mama so fat the elephants throw peanuts at her

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she broke the fabric of spacetime

Yo mama so old she goes on carbon dates

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo mama so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her I pinned a tail on it

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale it says to be continued

Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror it breaks

Yo mama so stupid she got locked out of a convertible with the top down

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

Yo mama so stupid she ordered a cheese burger and said hold the cheese