BARNEY



UPDATE: Did you hear that they cancelled Barney? Barney the EVIL dinosaur is no more!!!



Barney is an EVIL purple dinosaur. It is the worst show on television. I have never sat down and watched it but I have seen very small parts of it to just to see how bad it was. It is the worst garbage I have ever seen. Many others feel the same way about the purple dinosaur.



There is one song called I Love You. It is the worst song ever made. It makes We Build This City sound like a masterpiece. It goes something like this.

I love you

You love me

We're a happy family

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me too?



The lyrics should instead be something like this.



I hate you

You hate me

Let's get together and kill Barney

Let's take him down

And put him on the floor

Then the dinosaur is no more



Here is another anti-Barney song.



Joy to the world

Barney's dead

We barbecued his head

What happened to the body

We flushed it down the potty

And round and round it goes

And round and round it goes

And round and round and round it goes



Here is the Barney Fun Page